Crap, Crap, Crap

Ok so my dad called the other day and he is going to be here some time to day and he said that he is going to put me in school he said that it would be good for me and he also said it mite be a way to keep out of trouble...ha yeah right! And my dad also talked to Max's parents about putting her in school to so now Max's parents are think about it and I am going to be in school but the school my dad is going to put me in has already started and I'll have a lot of catching up to do and if Max has to go to school the good thing is she'll be going to the same one as me and we will be staying at Max's aunt 'cuz her house is the close to the school and apparently my dad had talked it over with Max's aunt and parents over the phone so it sucks. on the bright side I mite only have to go there half the year and also if Max goes we will be in the same grade which is 8th and lets we get some of the same classes together. I bet that I am going to be in the princables(sp) office a lot....I don't know about Max though well yeah I guess her to see how she is most likely to get in a fight with one of the teachers about some thing like home work or some such thing so yep a nether plan back fired on us...well mostly me I should have just told Fran that I would be gone for a few days but then there is always the chance that she mite say "No you may not go you have work to do here like cleaning your room! That room of yours is always a mess!" exept she would say most of that in Irish and then I would say "what why! My room isn't that messy" and long story short I would get in more trouble with my dad and who knows what my mom would say she tends to stay out of things like that.

~AvIaN

Itex info

Ok so I locked my self in the bath room to post this so Max's parents wouldn't see and ask me why I was posting about Itex 'cuz they still don't know that we know so ^.^ But here are some pic of the documents we got:

ok crap you can't see it! Great! lets hope the other ones show up.

Ok so this one came out a little better.

Ok you can't see that one very well ither.

Now what

OK so we have a lot to say in this post and it is really important and a bit shocking so just sit back and read it.

What we are about to tell you is a bit shocking well mostly to us and its kind of a long story, Me and Max got in a bit of a fight and I now just decided to tell her about this, so just so you are all caught up in whats going on we are going to start at the begging of this whole little thing:

OK so you all know Me Avian is from Ireland and I moved here with my parents because my dad came here to work for Max's parents, and of course I don't know what my parents do for a living and they are always gone so I am normally at my house with the maid Fran and she was always left in charge of me and obviously she doesn't do a great job keeping track of me, well when Me and Max where in Iceland at Itex we where walking down the hall and it was night so there was like no one there but we did run into this one guy, well he didn't see us but we sure did see him and we heard him talking, well I more heard him talking and he was saying "Well Fran I don't have time to go look for him I am much to busy here! Now I have to go there is a call on the other line" so then he switched to the other line and started talking again "I don't have time to talk to you about the kids braking in to Itex in Nevada and Oregon, I have problems of my own, well I don't care, take your problems to the Director" then he hung up and we could hear the sound of keys and he left. Once we knew he was gone me and Max snuck into the room that he had left and we started to look around and we found a bunch of papers and took some but didn't have time to read them and I just wanted to get out of there and I didn't really want to tell Max about what I had heard so I didn't.
Once we where at Max's aunts house and we where all settled in I told Max about him talking about the kids braking in at Nevada and Oregon but I didn't tell her about Fran yet any way...

OK so now its my turn this is Max typing anyway when Avian said the thing about Nevada and Oregon i just said Avian that could have been any two kids and Avian said Max think about it two kids and Nevada and Oregon come on. well first of all i hate being told what to do and what is right and what is wrong so i naturally got mad so i spun around and marched up to my room and locked Avian out so Avian went to his room for now this went on until the next day when i woke up and i did some stuff on the computer in my room till about noon and finally came out to have lunch when Avian was in the kitchen hey he said, me of course had no reply what so ever then he tried to talk to me and i basically blocked out what he was saying and started to make myself a sandwich finally Avian said something that caught my attention he had said something about Fran and his maid "what?" I said "Fran you know my maid that's what my um i mean that guy was talking about." "you said my why'd you say that?" "I didn't" "yeah you did" "oh well anyway dot you think that its kinda a coincidence that he said that two kids were breaking into an Itex in Nevada and Oregon and what about my maid what do you have to say about that huh?" "OK so if this is us and that is Fran how would that guy know about you and Fran?" i sad looking at Avian and tapping my chin Avian said nothing. "What else aren't you telling me?" Avian again said nothing refusing to meet my gaze. "OK then up to my room...NOW!" pointing up stairs and literally pushing him up the stairs. so when we were up in my room i got the papers out of the folder and started sifting through them when Avian started telling me everything he wasn't. good choice on his part too cause if not he would be living in a cardboard box right now so now this what Avian told me:

OK my turn to talk now. So yes I did tell Max what I wasn't telling her before like how I thought that, that guy was my dad. Then I took some of the papers and started to look through them and then there was the proof my dads name, John O'Toole was on an ITEX paper he was one of the people that works for the Director and then I saw some thing else, "Max...um you don't know what your parents do...right?" I asked "Um..yeah I guess but at least they don't work for ITEX" she said. "Well how would you know?" I asked "Because I do!" Max said sounding really mad. "Well Max I wouldn't be to sure about that"....

just then Avian handed me a pile of papers and there on the first page said the Director: Jamie Hanson...my mom's name there was no sign of anything about my dad though why and nothing about Avians mom. "Oh crap" I thought until i realized i was saying it out loud "oh crap is right" said Avian i fell back on my bed and looked through the the papers some more "so what do you think about my dad and your mom not having anything to do with it?" "who knows maybe they are and we just don't know it yet" "yeah maybe, but we have something worse on our hands right now." i said looking at him but he didn't get it or remember it of course " worse like..."
"Like the fact the my parents are gonna be here in a couple days." "Here as in your aunts" "Yeah" i said. "Crap" "yeah Crap" I said...

We're Back!

We are back in the U.S., I am sure going to miss Iceland and so is Max and don't worry we haven't forgot that we still need to post about what we found at Itex and we will we are almost at Max's aunt's house if only this taxi would go a bit faster I mean we are up in the mountains and there is know one else up here but hey what ever.
Ow! My are still hurts....we just went over a bump and I hit my arm on the side of the door and now it really hurts! And

OK so I just jacked the computer give it back! anyway from Avian again he is butting in now yes we are headed to my aunts house i cant wait i mean come on the lady lent us like 2,000 dolla probably less bet who cares and oh yeah we got the info on Itex and well try to post it soon maybe later today well when your a kid like us you don't have much time like when we were boarding the plane and this guy in this business outfit kept asking questions about personal things so i kicked him in the shin and Avian laughed until i slapped him but i could still see him snickering and so was i but guess what hey you didn't slap me that hard!!!! it was just a congratulated slap anyway the jerk sat in front of us on the plane so when i got a drink of water i pretended to slip and spilt it all over him plus avian wouldn't quit kicking his seat then the flight attendant asked us if every thing was alright so this is what we said
Max:why yes ma'am actually *whispering* this guy is giving us problems he is tyring to sell us illegal drugs and alcohol and he said the B word you know what i mean not the bad word but the b word that goes boom
girl: oh why thank you very much might i suggest that you ride first class instead just for your safety of course
Avian: heck yes we would love to fly first class that comes with the lobster dinner right
girl: yes of course
Avian: *mumbles under breath* sweet!

so we got our stuff and right as we left i stuck out my tongue and Avian gave one last kick of pleasure and also the guy had escaped from jail and and was reported to the head guy and was kicked off the plane anyway we gotta go were at my aunts now so Ciao

-Max &
~AvIaN

Check this out!

OK I was reading this little artical by Anne Thompson about Maximum Ride look:

"Producer Avi Arad has optioned film rights to James Patterson's young-adult bestseller "Maximum Ride" with hopes of turning the property into a major franchise. (There are 12 books in the series.) Patterson has written 17 No. 1 bestsellers; his detective series have sold 12 million copies in North America and 130 million worldwide. He is the creator of the Alex Cross detective series, which spawned the films "Along Came a Spider" and "Kiss the Girls.""

Its going to be a Movie wich is good and bad I guess and it said there are 12 books in the serise!! Last I checked there where only 3 soon to be 4!! That confused me a little and I'l sure I over looked some thng about that 12 books thing but oh well....

~AvIaN

:(

Yeah I locked my self in the bathroom with the computer after Max had punched me! She almost gave me a dead arm So yep I'm in the bathroom...posting this hoping Max doesn't brake down the door and try to kill me....And still even liking Hanah Monmtana's songs means you like her! Sorry to any one who likes her I just rally hate Hanah Montana she bothers me!!! Just like Anime bothers me! And I know Max hates anime just as much as I so I know If I say she likes anime I will really be dead! so yeah.

Ok I am out of the bathroom now... no sign of Max so far...I think she mite be sleeping....yep she is....hey the T.V is on! I wonder what is on... humm lets see what is on Comidy Central... Scrubs!!!!! Yes!!! I love Scrubs!!!!
Well see ya I am going to watch Scrubs!

~AvIaN

I am so gonna KILL avian for this!

O my gosh I was just gettin sumin to eat when i decided to check out the blog of course and what just happens to come up of course Avians post now i am so gonna kill him who knows were he is peobably hiding and for his and my own good ahh there he is watchin his favorite TV of course so I wlked over to him and said hey Avian read any good post on the blog lately umm what exactly do you mean by that and with that i gave him a good punch in the arm and i can tell he is still feeling it cause that gonna leave a bruise anyway he had it comin for him and i am still fumin mad i mean whatever i do not like hannah montana i mean everybody makes mistakes right Avian and all that stuff i mean she a good singer and all but someone i like idolixe no way shes just an ordinary girl that sings right plus the fact that shes famous besides that she um pretty normal any way yeah we are headed home pretty soon ahh theres no place like home (Im not gonna say it three times ok) any way gotta go you know kill Avian and all oh bye the way we are losing some people hey im sorry about not lookin at yours but hey Ill try really ill leave comments even but its just been kinda difficult knowing the fact the we were just chased bye som physco person today yeah we were in the convinient store and he like started chasing us for no reason ok maybe there was a reason the fact that we were like bein loud and messin things up but anyway yeah we got away even gotta throw in a few kicks and punches on the way of our chase welll better go now imm tired so imm goin to bed maybe watch a movie so..
Good night I guess Ok that sounds really whimpy of me so Ciao or G`oo~a no`tt heimur good night world!

-Max

I'm losing Max! And what happend to all our readers?

NOOOOOOOO why Max, Why???? Max has...has fallen to the dark side!!!! NooOO...she...she....she likes....likes Hanna Montana! Well in her words she kind of likes Hanna Montana and she doesn't know I'm posting this...she is in the bath room doing who knows what...and I am hiding just in case she comes out before I'm done...but of cource when she gets on to put the post of today she will see this and I am sure she will not be happy...

And what happend to all our readers? I know we haven't really been looking at any of your blogs that much but we don't have the time...well I'm sure some of you don't have the time as well.
Max's Aunt sent the money we need in the mail not to long ago so it should be on the way to a post office close to us^.^ Yeah! we will finally be on our way back home soon^.^ well more like to Max's Aunts home but oh well at least its close to home.

~AvIaN

yep

yeah well i had already new Avian meaning our parents but i actually met him when he moved here but i can bearly remember it i dont think Avian remembers either but he might since he was so young snd yeah i cand speak a little swahili its a little weird but its good for codes especialy when you cahnge it around a bit

-Max

Limerick

Ok sense Max has filled you all in on her family and all I think I will fill you in on some stuff to and + I am board so any way I am from Ireland!!! Fun right? Well I only lived there for like 2 years of my life but still and yes I am truly Irish but I don't have the red hair like most nope not me^.^ ok so ya I am from Limerick it is where King Jhons castle is! I don't really have an Irish accent and stuff. The good thing about Ireland is that they don't have Itex there....I think...well when I googled it nothing really came up so ya.

I can also speak some Irish^.^ I speck Irish when I want to annoy Max, and speaking of Max I have no clue what she is doing she left me sitting here on a curb out side some store. Oh I can also speak some Swahili so can Max (Swahili is African...and don't ask)) Yep. My family juts decided to move to America when I was 2 and that's where I met Max^.^

So that's a little history on me and that managed to kill some time! Yeah we all win...i guess.

~AvIaN

oh no....

Ya Max's Aunt is pretty cool if you ask me. She says my parents are a part of some thing that is agents the law seeing how no one knows what they do for a living...well what ever they do pays a lot of money but nooooo they can't let me barrow some cuz that would just be to much to ask.
Here is some of the info we got bu is not a lot cuz I didn't want to have to type that much.

I T E X

Project global: A test to see how plants react to warmer temperatures.

Progress: Most of the plants went through little changes, others died.

Any way ya if you ask me some of these papers we got where poorly organized and formatted. Who ever typed most of these must have been in a hurry.

~AvIaN