Max and Avians Blog

wow...

2009-11-21T20:03:00.001-08:00

Well I guess your account becomes "inactive" after awhile haha. Ya crazy right we haven't posted in FOREVER. But seriously we are just so busy...with life you kno. Me and Avian haven't done anything with ITex in liek 2 years give or take. I remember when we started this blog when we were 14 lol...wow now were both 18. so ya Itex is kinda done you'd say...I was getting private school lessons, but I decided to try a public school. I'm a senior whoop whoop! Avian doesn't even go to my school which sucks I kno. And guess what? yup he goes by Alex..at school at least he is always Avian to me-no matter what. But now were looking at colleges and all that jazz. It's really stressful becoming an adult an all...Me and Avian will probably post more-who knows we said that last time and the next post was like 4 months ago. BUt not about all that stuff we did when we were 14...good times tho. We traveled so much-like more than any other 14 year old..and we were alone. So who knows whats gonna happen..
Ciao...like always-
-Max
(I used alot of ... things)

Hey its Max

2009-07-06T17:49:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone happy late 4th of July. Iv'e been pretty busy and hadn't gotten to post alot. Same with AVian. We havent seen each other in awhile...something is really wearid with our parents right now. Thats usually normal but this is a different kind of weird. I know your probably like huh? If you read any of our earlier post you'll know that our parents aren't like a normal kids parents...well maybe they are i don't know anywho we havent done alot of our research us being so busy and all. My mom is thinking of enrolling me in school again >.<>

-Max

(Me being bored and feeling patriotic 2 days late)

Sweet ass bands

2009-07-03T21:34:00.000-07:00

I just saw these awesome bands in concert the other day!! they were good one band was called The Real You you should check them out they are cool one of my new faves
but ya max didn't go hahaha she missed out but i hung with a bunch of cool kids and we ran around hanging with some the band members and i got them to sign my shoes ha
as you can tell i don't go to many concerts lol
Well I don't really know what else to talk bout really i was in Nevada today with out max once again haha I wasn't really doing anything important there though more people to comment and stuff bleh we use to have a lot of people
Oh and Happy 4th tomorrow every one that reads this
~AvIaN

sorry for such a short post >.<

2009-06-24T20:53:00.000-07:00

Avian sorry i was awake but but i got grounded...from some weird reason too. to long ill talk about it later but sorry that your all depressed and all so ya i might post a lil later...maybe ill try but i really gotta go sorry >.< ciao
-Max

Bleh

2009-06-23T21:00:00.000-07:00

Haven't posted in awhile again things have happened just don't remember what all has...I have a car don't know if I said anything about that yet. Its a red Corvette convertible. My family's rich lucky me but Im just not into the happiness stuff right now I mean what do you do when your family turns on you and hates you for no good reason?
I'll tell you, you crawl in a hole and die. I wish i had a hole to crawl in right now.
life sucks more often than it rocks lately. does that even make sence? God I feel like total shit. I almost threw the laptop across the room today but if I did I think I probably really woulda died I need the computer.
Ive been like a dead blob all day and I don't even care any more and why should I? Thank god for the computer I can vent to absolutely no one whaahoo!!! and now South Parks on fun Stan likes Leo DiCaprio more than Tom Cruse yaa that South Park for ya...I don't even know what to talk about now uhhhh Im to depressed to even think of anything thats happend lately I'll leave Max up to that. One new comment yeah!...bleh Im just sorta typing things now Im just board and ya.
I think Max is asleep Im not sure though...shes at her place right now and wont answer my txt so now Im on here cuz no one is up that I can talk to about my blobbiness and hate and sadness and some what randomness.
Green Day commercial, I like Green Day a lot of people don't though. I got Max into some good bands now like Say Anything and some what Breathe Carolina and its bothering me that shes not up. Its to early to be sleeping! She'll see this tomorrow I bet and be all like wtf?! I'll probably still be hated by my family tomorrow well its more just one person that hates me but its a very important person to me in my family and that are mad at me for no reason and I'll still be depressed tomorrow I bet.
~AvIaN

Ok not all True

2009-01-22T15:03:00.000-08:00

OK I did not freak out i was just trying to see what happened. AVian accidently was skating through all the blood it was sick. BUt ya thanks for spilling that story on the Oreos *cough...Avian* SO y. WE need more commenters please ciao ( by the way i never told any one this but when i say ciao its like saying chow im not saying cya ok just wanted to let you know sorry for the randomness.
Ciao
~Max

oreo obsesed max

2009-01-17T12:07:00.000-08:00

Ok so we were just sitting there right and max had some oreos and she was all like I wonder how many oreos I can fit in my mouth so she took like 3 oreos and shoved them in her moth so they were all stacked on top of each other and she started to choke and laugh then she took them out with some dificulty and ate them one by one and she said they were soggy.
So any who we went ice skating last night and some random kid broke his noes ha max was all freaking out trying to fined out what happind and I was like hu ok? Max is like MAJOR cluts she fell down the stairs today and she fell a lot ice skating, but we both kinda suck at that she was better at it than me.

~AvIaN

Africa Pictures

2009-01-15T17:33:00.000-08:00

Okay so here are some pics of

some deer things I wasn't listing when they said what they were, guzzles i think

Pretty view right?

Isn't this picture Cool. Its got a really cool view. It really cool you feel like your at the top of the world.

This is one of those really weird people we were talking abou. don't ask i have no clue what she is doing. She got mad when i took the pic, and a ran away from her Avian laughing behind me. So yep i didn't delete it lol :)

This was kind of a strange sign...'Warning. Please look uder your car for Penguins' lol i guess they have penguins gettng randomly road killed liked cats.

Don't even ask who these guys are. I asked if i could take their picture and they were like cool dude sure. So i snapped a pic.

An African Elephant!! and it's not in a zoo either. These animals are supr cool. I love Elephants!

'Baboons are dangerous and attracted by food??? ok then....well this explains itself enough i think okay next pic!

This is one of the tour jeeps. I don't know this girl either so don't ask i tried to get her outa the jeep so could get a pic but she wouldn't move. grrr....

OK Avian saw this and apparently to him it means feed your steak to the lions. OK don't ask me where the steak came from, cuz only Avian knows. But ya we got in trounble for that one. Kinda reminds me of another incident with a viking ship.....

more rubbing in of the me being older

2009-01-15T15:36:00.000-08:00

Haha ya I am rubbing it in that Im older and have a nice red convertable! haha but she drives it to some times im not one of thoes car obsesd freakes that don't let people drive their car. But ya when we got back to the states we got to my place and there was a car! it had a note on it from my parents saying that I deserved the car for being good in Africa and it was also part of my b-day present from a while ago cuz they never got me any thing:(
I'll admit the car is a good way to pick up dates. Max doesnt have the tour guide to flirt with any more so haha I mock her.
(max is off some where around here so i thought I would post this before she could stop me^.^)
~AvIaN

Africa! ~ According to Max

2009-01-15T15:09:00.000-08:00

OK to start off, Africa is absolutely amazing. It is so cool, its really pretty, and has tons of awesome wildlife. And Ya Avian was right about our parents letting us go for "educational" reasons, I know allot of you are probably like 'wow you have the coolest parents , i wish mine were like that.' No. No you don't want parents like ours. For one they are never around, my mom is all wrapped up in her job. And idk where my dad is half the time. I'm usually hangin out at Avians. Ok anyway. Ya there were tons of weird kids there this one kid was trying to show me some weird samples of like water and plants. He said it was some survey. I just looked at him, cuz like i knew what he was jebbering on about. But ya our guide was really cool, and hot. But I was not all over him...Avian! I just talked to him he was really cool. Ya we also didn't have our computer, well i had a camera but there isn't really use of a laptop when you are in the african wilderness. Ya it was really cool. And we only snuck off a couple times. :) But ya we might be able to post somne pics up in a bit so ya. Guess what I'm almost 17 Yay! Ya that tour guide was 19. Sorry that was super random. But damnit Avain!. Sorry im just not happy Avian is rubbing it in my face that he s like 3 months older i mean Paleease! (By the way Avian wants me to tel yall that his bday is on Halloween...i think he was rubbing it in my face again.
k well better go I'm going to find that pack of Oeros that Avian hid....*glares* So Ciao
~Max

Africa

2009-01-14T18:42:00.000-08:00

Yo Avian here, haven't posted in a while, sorry bout that we've lost a lot of readers...every one really but if somone does like this blog tell ur friends we like comments.

we have been thinking about going to France cool right?

so any way the reason we haven't been posting was because we were on this African safari that our parents sent us on. Max and I convinced them to send us we said it would be good educational stuff or what ever and how much trouble could we get in when we would be stuck at some camp in Africa with a bunch of other kids our age right? assuming we don't run away, but at least we are away from our freak parents.

Max thought that one of the tour guides was hot, shes a freak and he was one of the camp counselors to or some thing like that and she was all over him all the time. All the other kids there were like freaky smart and nerdy they like won some award thing or maybe they raised the money to go im not sure they were apart of some sorta a school club or some weird thing like that. They were from like London or some were Im not sure tho so they were all shocked when me and max showed up. The guys were trying to act all tough and cool and overly smart around max trying to show off by telling us all this useless info about random things(I don't think they realised that we didn't care and that we could kick there butt if we wanted)thank god for the i-pod that way i could tune out the anoying talk and listen to awesome bands like Say Anything and 3!oh3 . I mean Africa, its awesome some of the villages tho i mean wow sad you know, but we didn't see to much of the sad things. The land scape and wild life is awesome in Africa. any way ya all cool expect for the nerds. Well I guess they went all nerds there were a few that were ok. Really I guess I don't know what to expect from school kids if you've been reading you'd know i haven't spent much time at school cuz I was home schooled and all and now Africa.

I want to go to Ireland again tho its my home you know and my Irish accent may not be as thick as some but the people here think that thats where i still live haha. so maybe after Africa then we will go to France and then Ireland oooh or Iceland, we had some fun times there.

More on the African fun later

~AvIaN

Ireland+Hot Irish Guys=one hell of a trip

2008-06-10T13:02:00.000-07:00

Hey guys ya so we got back from Ireland right, let me tell you there are some H-O-T guys there o man. Ya Avian kept getting annoyed wiwth me. BUt hey its payback for all the embarassing things he has done, for exapmle a certain viking hat. anyway ya ireland was awesome. so i guess we will update you on itex and all that crap later so ill talk to ya all later Ciao
-Max

Mwahahahaha eh...

2008-05-24T13:01:00.000-07:00

Yeah!!! WE ARE BACK!!! Like Max already said. Um....hmmm we are back in the states, no longer in Ireland. Really we only stayed there for like a week then came back. We didn't do to much in Ireland jut hung out and saw the sites.
But once we got back we had to stay away from our home town cuz there waz no way we where going back to school. Max's aunt did call us and she knows that we aren't like kidnapped or any thing so yep its all good for now. I don't know where Max is right now... the store I think...*shrugs*
More people need to vote for me!!! come on I am like awsome!!!
Gezzz Oh and I am no longer 15 I am 16 owow right? I know ahhahaha haha!

to !@#$%
Hmm I like a lot of bands but mostly,
My Chemical Romance
Panic at the Disco
Linkin Park
The Beatles
Godsmack
Green Day
Fall Out Boy (kind of)
The Red Jump Suit Apparatus
Paramore
Seether
um....there are others but I can't think of them right now :(

More on Itex later, Max and I are going to see Indian Jones ...well not now cuz I have no clue where max is but once she is back we are.

~AvIaN

We're Back!!!

2008-04-26T13:04:00.000-07:00

Ok I am so sorry I havent posted in like forever since New Years...WOW we have been soo ssoo busy so ya srry about that so wahts everyone been up to? Ya well I don't really have that much to say rigt now but we did find out some great info while we were "gone you could say" so ya
Ciao
-Max

New Years and Hangovers (Yeah I said hangovers)

2008-01-03T19:22:00.000-08:00

Dang it I accidentally deleted the post so here i am typing it again anyway i haven't posted in awhile but hey whats with the vote thing 1 for me come on yeah but i know who else voted for Avian and he doesn't really count right? Oh yeah so for New Years i went to a party yeah oh and also guess what yeah i have a really bad headache and guess what its from yeah whiskey (with a little bit of 7up) hey i swear I thought it was water I took a huge swig of it and like the whole glass it was on a table and Avian was like I don't think that's water Max I was I don't think so either yeah I had a stomachache and a terrible headache the next day Yeah I had a hangover I ended up drinking some champagne at the party to so that made it all better right? yeah so i felt like throwing up but i didn't So yeah oh yeah any New Years Resolutions anyone...yeah oops I kinda forgot mine so yeah sorry for no sentences i don't feel like punctuation right now so Ciao

-Max

p.s. Oh here's a pic from New Years

p.p.s. OH and thank god for spell check (it helps with pucuation too ;))

We are in Ireland

2007-12-25T20:18:00.000-08:00

OK so I Avian found an erlier flight into Ireland so here we are, we just fround a nice abanond place, sorta hiden from every one, its kind of nice, better then that old motel I'll give it that.
But yep we disided to see the sights around where we are. Fun right? yep.
the place we are staying in is about the size of a small house, it doesn't have a bath or shower, but we will live for now, there is a small streem that we can at least was our hair in. Yes we have sampoo there was no way I was going to use the stuff at the motle...
well its late, got to go, we are planning on exploring around a bit int he dark, that way there is no chance any one will see us and bother us later on.

~AvIaN

Back to point

2007-12-23T18:13:00.000-08:00

Ok so yea we are planning on going to Ireland so we are going to take a cargo fight there, we have no money this time see how Max's aunt is mostlikely mad at us but we are still in this motel thing...we are like the only ones checked in here o.0
Max is asleep, yes I know its early but oh well, so I was looking for flights to Ireland and they are a lot harder to fined than u think exsesially a cargo fight... but yeah we have been on the computer for most of they day to day seeing how we have nothing to do and thank god we get internet in here, even though sitting at a Starbucks wouldn't be so bad ither, yum vinilla been
ok so any who there are no flights till the day after to marrow so allz wez gotz toz doz is sit around and wiat! oh joy

~AvIaN

to clear things up

2007-12-23T16:33:00.000-08:00

Ok so I disided to clear things up a bit seeing how there a few missunderstandings,
First off we have had this blog for about two and a half years idk
second we have had this blog way befor the 3rd i repeat the 3rd book of maximum ride
third i know its a shock to some of you who thought we had wings but read some of our very first post we dont..

so I think thats about it

~AvIaN

He copied us (kind of)

2007-12-19T18:43:00.000-08:00

ok so i swear we did not copy james patterson everything we said we did again i swear if anything he copied us so this really freaked me out when i saw it so i guess here it is...
[Show more]
Maximum Ride: The Final Warning

This article or section contains information regarding scheduled, forthcoming or expected future book(s).The content may change as the book release approaches and more information becomes available.

Maximum Ride: The Final Warning
Author
James Patterson
Country
United States
Language
English
Series
Maximum Ride
Genre(s)
Fantasy novel
Publisher
Little, Brown
Publication date
March 18, 2008
Media type
Print (Hardcover)
Pages
288 pp (first edition, hardback)
ISBN
ISBN 0316002860 (first edition, hardback)
Preceded by
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
The Final Warning is the fourth novel in the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson to be released on March 18, 2008.
James Patterson has written many other books, including the Lake House and Where the Wind Blows, and he lives in Palm Beach, Florida. He has a Maximum Ride Blog, and the "characters" write to his their fans. Angel and the Gasman have never posted a comment on the blog, and his fans are eager for more, because he leaves large gaps from one to another.Fourteen-year-old Maximum Ride and the other members of "Flock"-Fang, Iggy, Nudge, the Gasman and Angel--are just like ordinary kids. … Only they have wings and can fly (they are 98% human and 2% bird). It seems like a dream come true--except that they're still being hunted by new threats at every turn. This time, the U.S. government wants to keep the Flock under observation, offering a safe haven and schooling in return. But after their incredible adventures in books 1-3, Max and Flock have grown to love freedom. After all, haven't grown-ups always found a way to ruin their lives? After escaping the control of the feds, they are surprised to find themselves allied with a group of environmental scientists who just might be trustworthy. And besides, what enemy could find them in one of the most remote locations on earth?
They're in Antarctica, on an expedition studying the effects of global warming up close. There is one Person who threatens them: The Uber-Director. Literally, brains on a stick-an evil being who has developed mechanical soldiers far more frightening than Erasers. Their quest? To retrieve the Flock and sell them in a global auction for billions of dollars. Will the Uber-Director nab them before Max, Fang and the flocks succumb to the dangers of the harsh Antarctic wilderness? Kids, parents and educators tuned into the issue of global warming will find this latest episode of the blockbuster Maximum Ride series not only a particularly riveting adventure beyond their wildest dreams, but also a motivating cautionary tale about a real-life peril that may affect their own future. Whether or not they survive is a question not even we know.
Whether or not the above information is authorized should be looked into. All fans reading this, please agree.
Here is the list of books in the series Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment, School's Out- Forever, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports and, The Final Warning *March 18, 2008
This article about a fantasy novel is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Ride:_The_Final_Warning"

This page was last modified 01:42, 11 December 2007. All text is available under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License. (See Copyrights for details.) Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a U.S. registered 501(c)(3) tax-deductible nonprofit charity.

-Max and Avian

Ireland

2007-12-18T16:51:00.000-08:00

Ok so after a few days of hidding out in a motel trying to stay out of the X-mass craziness in the streets we decided that we where going to Ireland for a little x-mass vacation.
Ahh Ireland, me home land lol ^.^

But yes and the other day Max was looking at a review for the MR book and I guess , not to wreck any of the book (if you don't what to have a small part of the book wrecked don't read this paragraph) but apparently max and them go to Antartica and fined Itex you know and fined out they have some thing to do with global warming or some thing like that. Hello!!! Ring any bells!! Iceland!!!Itext!!! Global Warming!!!! I mean what if J.P. has been reading our blog! I highly doubt that though but still crazy right!!!

Coolio we got some new readers that roxs lets hope these guys stay with us^.^ and thanks Garren our faithful reader!

~AvIaN

p.s. thank goodness for spell check

Ok I dont really have a title for this one..soo...

2007-11-10T05:49:00.001-08:00

Ok guys look im really sorry i havent posted in awhile but i have been super busy Avian And I ditched school as you know and we are trying to figure out what to do and where to go next my Mom called yesterday and was all like hi honey how have you been? Um yeah right I was like good and after a little while there was like this incom voice saying Jamie, Jamie Hanson we need you in lab 7 immediatly and the she was like ok sorry hun gotta go luv ya bye and she hung up so yeah we havent really seen anything that has to do with Itex lately but A couple days ago I did see this guy we (me and Avian) were just walking out of some store and this guy looked at us and started walking towards us We turned a corner and the next thing you now hes like across the street it was weird then he ws like right up to us when this guy who was walking on the side walk actidently bumped into him and dropped whatever he was carrying on the man Which gave us just enough time to run for it the man on the ground was swearing and yealling idiot and hurrying to get up he started running after us just as we were getting in a cab and also whoever that guy was who bumped into the other one thank you so much if your reading this you like saved us. well any way we got away and now we are just a some hotel hangin out and looking for more info so well I gues I'll seya later.
Ciao!
-Max

Katching Up

2007-10-30T17:02:00.000-07:00

Ok so I thought we mite do a little review on what has happened, you know regroup seeing that there a few new readers.

SO we will start off when Max and I (haha I used gramer!) split up to try and cover more ground on trying to figure out this whole ITEX thing. I went to Nevada while Max went to Organ. Alls I can say is that it was a bust. SO back together again I did some research on ITEX and found that Iceland's ITEX was doing some stuff on Glodal warming and plants and that it was a pretty major deal, so we got on a plane headed to Iceland ^.^ We saw the sites and then got straight to work! We managed to steal a file from ITEX and heading out we saw my dad, John, talking to some one on the phone, which finally made us realise that my dad and Max's mom worked for ITEX where from there we got back to the U.S. and then to Max's Aunt then we got stuck in school (i hate school!) and now we are running away, again...

Yep its been what 4 days now (I can't remember how many days its been) and still no one is looking for us. No cops handing out our pixs, nothing!
Its like they want us to run off. But its only been a few days so what ever I guess. But now we need to fined some cheep motel to stay at so we can do more research and see what ITEX is really up to, weather its good...or bad...lets hope its good!
Well more on this later!

~AvIaN

Free again!

2007-10-19T11:09:00.000-07:00

OK so we have left Max's aunts house and we took a cab into town, we arn't sure where to go from here but we do no that we need to fined out our parents are doing at ITEX so first off we are going up to my place, its not far from where we are, which is good cuz we don't got much money, we took a few 50's from Max's aunt and we still had some money left over from chores we did around the house.
We are hoping it will be enough to get there by cab.
Whish us Luck
more on the story later!

~AvIaN

p.s. Cool we got some new readers, I am glad to see you all like the blog. Keep up the posting!

um ok then...

2007-10-08T16:16:00.001-07:00

wow sorry i havent been posting for awhile but hey guess what im 15 now cool hugh yeah but hey who really cares well at least i can drive in a year but who says i havent already driven befor eright :) anyway we aint gonna be at school much longer so yeah but yeah it was creepy about the duck and Itex stuff well shortly after that i got an email while i was in computers at school yeah so i wasn't exactly looking up info on the ancient civilization of china it was from somewhere weird i dont know where though it wasn't directed to me but it was like papers and a threat saying if they weren't caught and done away with you will be whoever it was to i dont know it was creepy thopugh and howcome i got it and then i got another one that was a bunch of numbers and names it was scray anyway better wrap it up im hunry so gotta go ciao
-Max

walking in the down town park

2007-10-01T14:46:00.000-07:00

Ok so we where walking down at this old down town park with a small pond and you will die when you here it!
Ok so yeah at the park there was an ITEX truck (I am dead serious!) and there where Itex people walking around and they had guns and walky talkys. They where like taking samples from the pond and talking to each other, it kind of looked like they where looking for some one or some thing, but after they where gone Me and Max snuck in (there was a fence around it) and we where looking around there was a big hole in the fence and there was a duck and its chest torn open! I would go into more detail but eh...it was gross and I don't get that grossed out ever so yeah Max about barfed!
ITEX is here and we don't know why but its freaky!

To Garren: Thats good that Remmona(sp) is going to be ok...but if she can live why can't you? Cuz we would hate to see you go!

To simply Me: Cool a new reader!

~AvIaN

alright no more school

2007-09-30T07:36:00.000-07:00

Yeah Maxypoo gots a crush! haha and heck ya of cource I am leaving with Ya Max, I don't know why you didn't just tell me this plan in person I mean we are both at your aunts!! I mean I did see you walking around this morning with bed head and all. But sweet no more school! I hate school, I have always hated it and Garren thatnk for staying fathful and posting comments and helping us out!
Well now I got to go fined Max

~AvIaN

um...I don't know a title foir this one soo...

2007-09-28T17:02:00.000-07:00

sorry i havent posted for awhile but yep the dances are awesome and i only like gir a little bit and hey my birthday is soon so im gonna be 15 but hey im gonna miss 14 too but 15 yeah but at the dances like all these guys are like hey um wanna dance and Avian just sits there snickering then laughing his head off oh and then this one guy Devin asked me on a date and um well i said yes so yeah avian just was like what why the heck would yo that but hey hes hot and i also did it to anoy Avian but i think well be leaving pretty soon yo know Itex and yesterday i got this really creepy email saying stuff about Itex and threats kinda it was weird but we cant stay in one place for long im planning on ditching school for awhile maybe ever who knows I dont know about Avian though hopefully he comes i dont want to be split up or anything oh and today at school this kid was like hey how hard can you punch saying this to me Avian just laughed and when the guy said what he was like oh nothing and then i was like are you sure and im kinda friends with the guy so hes like it wont hurt but hey lets just say i left a very big bruise afterwardds he was just like umm oww and had to leave after that avian burst out laughing well gotta go im starving ciao
-Max

Home Work and A Dance!

2007-09-17T17:11:00.000-07:00

Ok so we get so booked with home work! on the bright side thou there is a school dance every month at this publick gym, the dances are called like "Summer fun" but I don't know I mean its like its summer any more but I'll tell you one thing they sure are fun! Yep I we went to nether one! And they played some good songs but mostly rap but I still danced to every song^.^ well not so much the slow songs but a few kids asked me if I wanted to dance but I said no I am more of a fast song person that dances alone or in groups. And yeah school isn't to bad besides the fact they take away all freedom even at our lunch brake when thoughs of us that don't have cars to go out to lunch have to stay at school! Other than the no freedom and the home work I kind of like school. I mean its kind of nice to talk to some one other than Max (no offence) and Fran on the few times I'm there and the few times me and Max's aunt talk. But I really do miss traviling around and trying to solve mysterys that me and Max come across at least its only for a year and I know that no one is really reading this blog any more but I get the fealling that thast only because school is back in but I sure do hope more people start readying again and thanks Garren(I am really sorry if I spelt that wrong) our one fathful reader.

~AvIaN

School Dances

2007-09-12T18:49:00.000-07:00

School Dances are way fun! Max had fun to but a lot of guys wanted to dance with her it was kind of funny but I must admit I got my fair share of dances but hey what can I say? And these "dances" aren't like the old fancy ones these ones sure have a few slow songs here and there but mostly rock songs! Oh Yeah, I wasn't mucha fan of the rap songs though well some where good. Yeah Me and Max went with soem of our new friends, my new "friend" likes anime though so who knows how thats going to come out seeing how I hate all anime sept for INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!! Oh yeah INVADER ZIM rocks! even Max likes Inveader Zim lol she likes Gir ^.^

Ok back to the dance so yep we where with our friends and where dancing then this kid thought it would be funny to get in a fight and he disided to fight with me but he couldn't really see my face, but any way he tried to punch me so I took him and through him into the table with the punch (haha punch...) on it and he was coverd in it! of cource they didn't know I was the one who through him into it so I was home free! Max thought it was funny and then my friend started to compare me to some anime person...crepy *shivers*

~AvIaN

Crap, Crap, & again Crap!

2007-09-07T17:47:00.000-07:00

yeah well it pretty much sucks actually it sucks alot but hey schools kinda fun you know like hookie and lunch and daydreaming and sometimes fights and hangin with people and acting like you know exactly what their talking about like today i was with avian who does not like football at all i guess and these guys were like hey wanna play and avians like um and im like sure so its one of those nerf footballs and once they go over to the other side to where we were throwing they said get a kick outa this a girl throwing a football this outa be good the said snickering so you know me total competion so i say ok and there over there laughing when i trew it and it was perfect and hard too it nailed some guy and he was like owww then this one kid was like no offense but you have a man arm i prefer one heck of a throwing arm so we did it somemore and Avian got bored and was like come on max i mean football i mean i dont just walk away i prove myself so we talked afterwards about stuff normal stuff i guess cause i have no idea what they were talking about anyway we are really in 9th grade that was 1 little mistake Avian made really miss running around in my so called summer no school free life but nooo mom has be like " Hey sweetie (totally fake) I enrolled you in a new school." oh and 1 more thing my mom thought i was doing home school at my aunts but i guess she somehow found out probably avians dad thanks to him were in school right now. i mean x=y + 40 where ever the division thing is 3 x 6- 10 = z + 106 - 4 x 2 + 42 =___ who knows who cares ok so that was a little dramatic but thats how it si to me but ill i need to learn to do is survive right any way better wrap this up and Oh Garren Thanks again and i hope you find Ramona if you havent already.

-Caio Max

p.s. this weird guy just called hes from my school how he got my # is scray and weird but he keeps talking about a school dance or something so im just like oh oh really thats nice well gotta go you know stupid phone calls

-Ciao again Max

what the..?

2007-09-04T05:54:00.001-07:00

and avian you got yourself another blog...jeez what next?

-Ciao Max

what the..?

2007-09-04T05:54:00.000-07:00

and avian you got yourself another blog...jeez what next?

-Ciao Max

this is to: Garren

2007-09-04T05:47:00.000-07:00

ok garren first we do not by far live with normal familes first my mom is a sycopath trying to like do weird stuuf with the earth 2 i live with my aunt only 1/4 of the time or less and i have been to school before in my life other than that its all cool and really zeke and fantisy just left theyare like never coming back wow but hey it was good for you guys and them anywey i got to go to school man i swear i am not gonna be in hear for very longer ill break out if i have to well gotta go

-Ciao Max

So far so good

2007-09-02T07:17:00.000-07:00

Ok so we started school and so far there hasn't been a fist fight yet but there has ben a few words exchanged and we have staied out of the princables office for now. The bad thing about school is home work....I hate it I mean come on I like don't know half this stuff see how I lave like been to school what 3 times my whole life! I mean I don't really care about th ework you do in school but home work!

And then yesterday we had school off and I went and got a quick drink and came back out into the living room to see that Max and the laptop where gone so went walking around looking for Max yelling her name and I hered the clicking of keys on a laptop in there so I knocked on the dooor really hard and said "Max I know you are in there come out here I need the laptop!" then some said "I'm not Max! This is her Aunt, why are you ponding on the door while I'm in here?"
I didn't reply...I just walked away.

~AvIaN

Crap, Crap, Crap

2007-08-29T07:14:00.000-07:00

Ok so my dad called the other day and he is going to be here some time to day and he said that he is going to put me in school he said that it would be good for me and he also said it mite be a way to keep out of trouble...ha yeah right! And my dad also talked to Max's parents about putting her in school to so now Max's parents are think about it and I am going to be in school but the school my dad is going to put me in has already started and I'll have a lot of catching up to do and if Max has to go to school the good thing is she'll be going to the same one as me and we will be staying at Max's aunt 'cuz her house is the close to the school and apparently my dad had talked it over with Max's aunt and parents over the phone so it sucks. on the bright side I mite only have to go there half the year and also if Max goes we will be in the same grade which is 8th and lets we get some of the same classes together. I bet that I am going to be in the princables(sp) office a lot....I don't know about Max though well yeah I guess her to see how she is most likely to get in a fight with one of the teachers about some thing like home work or some such thing so yep a nether plan back fired on us...well mostly me I should have just told Fran that I would be gone for a few days but then there is always the chance that she mite say "No you may not go you have work to do here like cleaning your room! That room of yours is always a mess!" exept she would say most of that in Irish and then I would say "what why! My room isn't that messy" and long story short I would get in more trouble with my dad and who knows what my mom would say she tends to stay out of things like that.

~AvIaN

Itex info

2007-08-27T12:21:00.001-07:00

Ok so I locked my self in the bath room to post this so Max's parents wouldn't see and ask me why I was posting about Itex 'cuz they still don't know that we know so ^.^ But here are some pic of the documents we got:

ok crap you can't see it! Great! lets hope the other ones show up.

Ok so this one came out a little better.

Ok you can't see that one very well ither.

Now what

2007-08-22T16:08:00.000-07:00

OK so we have a lot to say in this post and it is really important and a bit shocking so just sit back and read it.

What we are about to tell you is a bit shocking well mostly to us and its kind of a long story, Me and Max got in a bit of a fight and I now just decided to tell her about this, so just so you are all caught up in whats going on we are going to start at the begging of this whole little thing:

OK so you all know Me Avian is from Ireland and I moved here with my parents because my dad came here to work for Max's parents, and of course I don't know what my parents do for a living and they are always gone so I am normally at my house with the maid Fran and she was always left in charge of me and obviously she doesn't do a great job keeping track of me, well when Me and Max where in Iceland at Itex we where walking down the hall and it was night so there was like no one there but we did run into this one guy, well he didn't see us but we sure did see him and we heard him talking, well I more heard him talking and he was saying "Well Fran I don't have time to go look for him I am much to busy here! Now I have to go there is a call on the other line" so then he switched to the other line and started talking again "I don't have time to talk to you about the kids braking in to Itex in Nevada and Oregon, I have problems of my own, well I don't care, take your problems to the Director" then he hung up and we could hear the sound of keys and he left. Once we knew he was gone me and Max snuck into the room that he had left and we started to look around and we found a bunch of papers and took some but didn't have time to read them and I just wanted to get out of there and I didn't really want to tell Max about what I had heard so I didn't.
Once we where at Max's aunts house and we where all settled in I told Max about him talking about the kids braking in at Nevada and Oregon but I didn't tell her about Fran yet any way...

OK so now its my turn this is Max typing anyway when Avian said the thing about Nevada and Oregon i just said Avian that could have been any two kids and Avian said Max think about it two kids and Nevada and Oregon come on. well first of all i hate being told what to do and what is right and what is wrong so i naturally got mad so i spun around and marched up to my room and locked Avian out so Avian went to his room for now this went on until the next day when i woke up and i did some stuff on the computer in my room till about noon and finally came out to have lunch when Avian was in the kitchen hey he said, me of course had no reply what so ever then he tried to talk to me and i basically blocked out what he was saying and started to make myself a sandwich finally Avian said something that caught my attention he had said something about Fran and his maid "what?" I said "Fran you know my maid that's what my um i mean that guy was talking about." "you said my why'd you say that?" "I didn't" "yeah you did" "oh well anyway dot you think that its kinda a coincidence that he said that two kids were breaking into an Itex in Nevada and Oregon and what about my maid what do you have to say about that huh?" "OK so if this is us and that is Fran how would that guy know about you and Fran?" i sad looking at Avian and tapping my chin Avian said nothing. "What else aren't you telling me?" Avian again said nothing refusing to meet my gaze. "OK then up to my room...NOW!" pointing up stairs and literally pushing him up the stairs. so when we were up in my room i got the papers out of the folder and started sifting through them when Avian started telling me everything he wasn't. good choice on his part too cause if not he would be living in a cardboard box right now so now this what Avian told me:

OK my turn to talk now. So yes I did tell Max what I wasn't telling her before like how I thought that, that guy was my dad. Then I took some of the papers and started to look through them and then there was the proof my dads name, John O'Toole was on an ITEX paper he was one of the people that works for the Director and then I saw some thing else, "Max...um you don't know what your parents do...right?" I asked "Um..yeah I guess but at least they don't work for ITEX" she said. "Well how would you know?" I asked "Because I do!" Max said sounding really mad. "Well Max I wouldn't be to sure about that"....

just then Avian handed me a pile of papers and there on the first page said the Director: Jamie Hanson...my mom's name there was no sign of anything about my dad though why and nothing about Avians mom. "Oh crap" I thought until i realized i was saying it out loud "oh crap is right" said Avian i fell back on my bed and looked through the the papers some more "so what do you think about my dad and your mom not having anything to do with it?" "who knows maybe they are and we just don't know it yet" "yeah maybe, but we have something worse on our hands right now." i said looking at him but he didn't get it or remember it of course " worse like..."
"Like the fact the my parents are gonna be here in a couple days." "Here as in your aunts" "Yeah" i said. "Crap" "yeah Crap" I said...

We're Back!

2007-08-21T12:40:00.000-07:00

We are back in the U.S., I am sure going to miss Iceland and so is Max and don't worry we haven't forgot that we still need to post about what we found at Itex and we will we are almost at Max's aunt's house if only this taxi would go a bit faster I mean we are up in the mountains and there is know one else up here but hey what ever.
Ow! My are still hurts....we just went over a bump and I hit my arm on the side of the door and now it really hurts! And

OK so I just jacked the computer give it back! anyway from Avian again he is butting in now yes we are headed to my aunts house i cant wait i mean come on the lady lent us like 2,000 dolla probably less bet who cares and oh yeah we got the info on Itex and well try to post it soon maybe later today well when your a kid like us you don't have much time like when we were boarding the plane and this guy in this business outfit kept asking questions about personal things so i kicked him in the shin and Avian laughed until i slapped him but i could still see him snickering and so was i but guess what hey you didn't slap me that hard!!!! it was just a congratulated slap anyway the jerk sat in front of us on the plane so when i got a drink of water i pretended to slip and spilt it all over him plus avian wouldn't quit kicking his seat then the flight attendant asked us if every thing was alright so this is what we said
Max:why yes ma'am actually *whispering* this guy is giving us problems he is tyring to sell us illegal drugs and alcohol and he said the B word you know what i mean not the bad word but the b word that goes boom
girl: oh why thank you very much might i suggest that you ride first class instead just for your safety of course
Avian: heck yes we would love to fly first class that comes with the lobster dinner right
girl: yes of course
Avian: *mumbles under breath* sweet!

so we got our stuff and right as we left i stuck out my tongue and Avian gave one last kick of pleasure and also the guy had escaped from jail and and was reported to the head guy and was kicked off the plane anyway we gotta go were at my aunts now so Ciao

-Max &
~AvIaN

Check this out!

2007-08-16T08:33:00.000-07:00

OK I was reading this little artical by Anne Thompson about Maximum Ride look:

"Producer Avi Arad has optioned film rights to James Patterson's young-adult bestseller "Maximum Ride" with hopes of turning the property into a major franchise. (There are 12 books in the series.) Patterson has written 17 No. 1 bestsellers; his detective series have sold 12 million copies in North America and 130 million worldwide. He is the creator of the Alex Cross detective series, which spawned the films "Along Came a Spider" and "Kiss the Girls.""

Its going to be a Movie wich is good and bad I guess and it said there are 12 books in the serise!! Last I checked there where only 3 soon to be 4!! That confused me a little and I'l sure I over looked some thng about that 12 books thing but oh well....

~AvIaN

:(

2007-08-14T11:32:00.000-07:00

Yeah I locked my self in the bathroom with the computer after Max had punched me! She almost gave me a dead arm So yep I'm in the bathroom...posting this hoping Max doesn't brake down the door and try to kill me....And still even liking Hanah Monmtana's songs means you like her! Sorry to any one who likes her I just rally hate Hanah Montana she bothers me!!! Just like Anime bothers me! And I know Max hates anime just as much as I so I know If I say she likes anime I will really be dead! so yeah.

Ok I am out of the bathroom now... no sign of Max so far...I think she mite be sleeping....yep she is....hey the T.V is on! I wonder what is on... humm lets see what is on Comidy Central... Scrubs!!!!! Yes!!! I love Scrubs!!!!
Well see ya I am going to watch Scrubs!

~AvIaN

I am so gonna KILL avian for this!

2007-08-12T20:33:00.000-07:00

O my gosh I was just gettin sumin to eat when i decided to check out the blog of course and what just happens to come up of course Avians post now i am so gonna kill him who knows were he is peobably hiding and for his and my own good ahh there he is watchin his favorite TV of course so I wlked over to him and said hey Avian read any good post on the blog lately umm what exactly do you mean by that and with that i gave him a good punch in the arm and i can tell he is still feeling it cause that gonna leave a bruise anyway he had it comin for him and i am still fumin mad i mean whatever i do not like hannah montana i mean everybody makes mistakes right Avian and all that stuff i mean she a good singer and all but someone i like idolixe no way shes just an ordinary girl that sings right plus the fact that shes famous besides that she um pretty normal any way yeah we are headed home pretty soon ahh theres no place like home (Im not gonna say it three times ok) any way gotta go you know kill Avian and all oh bye the way we are losing some people hey im sorry about not lookin at yours but hey Ill try really ill leave comments even but its just been kinda difficult knowing the fact the we were just chased bye som physco person today yeah we were in the convinient store and he like started chasing us for no reason ok maybe there was a reason the fact that we were like bein loud and messin things up but anyway yeah we got away even gotta throw in a few kicks and punches on the way of our chase welll better go now imm tired so imm goin to bed maybe watch a movie so..
Good night I guess Ok that sounds really whimpy of me so Ciao or G`oo~a no`tt heimur good night world!

-Max

I'm losing Max! And what happend to all our readers?

2007-08-08T16:13:00.000-07:00

NOOOOOOOO why Max, Why???? Max has...has fallen to the dark side!!!! NooOO...she...she....she likes....likes Hanna Montana! Well in her words she kind of likes Hanna Montana and she doesn't know I'm posting this...she is in the bath room doing who knows what...and I am hiding just in case she comes out before I'm done...but of cource when she gets on to put the post of today she will see this and I am sure she will not be happy...

And what happend to all our readers? I know we haven't really been looking at any of your blogs that much but we don't have the time...well I'm sure some of you don't have the time as well.
Max's Aunt sent the money we need in the mail not to long ago so it should be on the way to a post office close to us^.^ Yeah! we will finally be on our way back home soon^.^ well more like to Max's Aunts home but oh well at least its close to home.

~AvIaN

yep

2007-08-04T21:34:00.000-07:00

yeah well i had already new Avian meaning our parents but i actually met him when he moved here but i can bearly remember it i dont think Avian remembers either but he might since he was so young snd yeah i cand speak a little swahili its a little weird but its good for codes especialy when you cahnge it around a bit

-Max

Limerick

2007-08-02T17:28:00.000-07:00

Ok sense Max has filled you all in on her family and all I think I will fill you in on some stuff to and + I am board so any way I am from Ireland!!! Fun right? Well I only lived there for like 2 years of my life but still and yes I am truly Irish but I don't have the red hair like most nope not me^.^ ok so ya I am from Limerick it is where King Jhons castle is! I don't really have an Irish accent and stuff. The good thing about Ireland is that they don't have Itex there....I think...well when I googled it nothing really came up so ya.

I can also speak some Irish^.^ I speck Irish when I want to annoy Max, and speaking of Max I have no clue what she is doing she left me sitting here on a curb out side some store. Oh I can also speak some Swahili so can Max (Swahili is African...and don't ask)) Yep. My family juts decided to move to America when I was 2 and that's where I met Max^.^

So that's a little history on me and that managed to kill some time! Yeah we all win...i guess.

~AvIaN

oh no....

2007-08-01T08:41:00.000-07:00

Ya Max's Aunt is pretty cool if you ask me. She says my parents are a part of some thing that is agents the law seeing how no one knows what they do for a living...well what ever they do pays a lot of money but nooooo they can't let me barrow some cuz that would just be to much to ask.
Here is some of the info we got bu is not a lot cuz I didn't want to have to type that much.

I T E X

Project global: A test to see how plants react to warmer temperatures.

Progress: Most of the plants went through little changes, others died.

Any way ya if you ask me some of these papers we got where poorly organized and formatted. Who ever typed most of these must have been in a hurry.

~AvIaN

My aunt, My parents, & Itex

2007-07-28T14:31:00.000-07:00

um ok im a little bit cooled down i talked to might anut back at home and she said she would help us out yeah my aunt knows about ITex and our plan and all that stuff but my parents unfortunate for them dont know so since might aunt doesnt want us stuck in iceland when my parents get back said she would help out this once hey my aunt is someone i can trust Avian thinks so too she is pretty cool to i mean if she lets us fly to Iceland byourselves you gotta call that a pretty cool aunt and you dont know how many times she has helped us out of a mess but then hear comes the bad news my parents are comming back from one of the major "business trips" for a visit in about a week so me and Avian gotta get the heck outa here pretty quick I dont know why they have to come back now in the most important if times I mean they usually dont even come to my birthday so we gotta get goin' like Avian said well scan some stuff out at his house I ll probably stay there for awhile anyway if im noit livin at my aunts I at either my house or Avians And same with him only he stays at my aunts i basically have a room at his house and he has the same at mine we are like family, brother and sister, and also just great friends now doesnt that just sound nice well gotta go ciao

-Max

OOOOHHHHH

2007-07-27T10:51:00.001-07:00

Yes well....um wow for once I don't really know what to say...not much has been happening....but Ya Itex not so much as evil but they are very odd...and different I mean I can see why some one would think they are evil...I mean I am still think they mite be...I mean some of the stuff they have in there its well scary we will try to get some pics of the files we got posted on here as soon as we get back well try and scan them on to the computer at my patents house...really I have no clue why they even have a house they are always gone on trips, They wont even tell me what there job is....at least Max knows what her parents do.
Oh well...and I still have the viking hat oh ya!!!! ^.^

~AvIaN

UGGH

2007-07-24T20:23:00.000-07:00

O my gosh I was soo fricken mad that we forgot about the money for the plane ride back but hey this is me max and knowing me ill fingd a way to get on that plane if i have to sneak on Ill do it i meanif ive done it once i can do it again which i probably will i waont sit around here like a bump on a log ill find the problem and get it over with i am npt weak like that we will get back i dont care what it tkaes soory if im sounding kind of like outa control here but i am p.o. (SP) right now ill post another one later then i can tell you more about what we found now excuse me i half to go punch something

*UGGH*

-Max = [ <-- this is supose to be a mad/angry face

???

2007-07-24T08:43:00.001-07:00

Now what do you supose they are doing? We couldn't quite figure out what but we know that they must be making more products and if not that then what? it just really confused us.

now what!

2007-07-23T13:26:00.000-07:00

Ok so we can't afford to buy two more tickets to back to the U.S. we can't steal tickets cuz you know the whole ID thing and with the stepped up security we can't sneak on to a passenger plan and there are no cargo planes going to the U.S. for the rest of the week so we are stuck here for a while...and our motel well went out of business cuz it was so cheep to stay there. And if you all thought we where staying in nice fancy hotel well you thought wrong do you know how much it cost to stay in one of thous!!! Ya the place we where staying at had like only five rooms and it cost $5 per night to stay there...ya we only staid there for 3 days I mean we have to save some money just in case right?
Well any way ya we are pretty much stuck here a cargo plan leaves. I am sure we are most likely going to do a little more research on Itex till we have to leave, and hey we mite even check out some of the sights!
T.T.F.N. ((ta ta for now ^.^I just now thought of that ^.^))

-Max and ~AvIaN

P.s. I will post the info on Itex soon just have to get a little more info and a little more time before we do so ya T.T.F.N.

OK!

2007-07-19T09:05:00.000-07:00

OK this rocks I see more people are reading our blog which so rocks!!!!! And plan X as we called it work...sort of i guess you could say we got a little information on Itex but as much as we where hoping for, I guess Iceland really isn't the major place but it still is pretty big! Max and I should be on our way back "home" soon...I am sure going to miss Iceland! But I still got the viking hat!^.^ We are at a different and much better coffee shop right now but I think this time me and Max are both getting decaf....
I am sure Max is going to want to tell you the info on Itex that we got seance she is the one with the papers that we um...borrowed I guess you could say and I would say Itex is evil they are well just different, they aren't a normal company I'll tell you that! Really i am having trouble figuring out what exacly what they are planning and stuff like that. Max thinks she mite know though. But I do know they are a European textile and clothing company and they want to improve they way people live or some thing like that and they make like a hole bunch off different things its crazy!

~AvIaN

I want to say shutup but I don't think I will

2007-07-16T10:25:00.000-07:00

ok yeah like we said that is the basic details the other details are too extreme i mean we don't want to scare you or anything like that so if oyu want to know the rest then just listen i mean hey this is our blog and our ideas besides like i said that is only like i tenth of the plan you have to include stealing some important info and use our fist a little bit if needed do you follow...good now that we are already at Itex headquarters we gotta go.

-Max

p.s. oh yeah and at least we are doing something for all you know we could be saving you from oh say whatever Itex is doing. At least we are doig something unlike oh yeah i got in a fight to day yeah at least we are doing something hmm how do you put it productive ok so i am not happy right now i gotta go just to let you know this is not in a happy tone if you haven'y already realised(SP).

plan X

2007-07-14T10:47:00.000-07:00

OK so we have been through a lot of plans in our life so we will just call this one plan X now we can't go through all the details in our ingenues plan but we can tell you the basics:
1. Some how get into the building with out any one knowing we are there
2. look around for evidence that Itex is evil
3. get back to base (aka our hotel room, don't ask how we got the money...long story...)
4. eat...food (wait....we need more money to get food...oh wait no we don't^.^)
5. sleep
6. post on the blog about our adventure that will most likely back fire on us in some way...like oh say we get kicked out...again.

so that is our plan for now...well there is more to it but that is all I am going to say for now.

-Max and ~AvIan

Yep thats right

2007-07-10T17:32:00.000-07:00

yeah Avian nice job on the desk plan but hey it was hilarious to see that lady at the front desk freak out like she thought Avian was going to attack her she was like petrified it was hilarious ha ha i am still laughing yeah i think we will just sneak in next time.

-Max

OK

2007-07-10T16:27:00.000-07:00

Ya Ok so that is how things went but oh well, alls that matters is that it took for ever to get the coffee!.

We went into Itex to day (I was still wearing my viking hat^.^) But we didn't look around (yet) but we did ask some questions about there business, they thought we where play some kind of prank Max says it was because of my hat but I say no! So any way, long story short we got kicked out...maybe if I hadn't tried to jump over the front desk to try to get into the back room we mite have been able to stay in there a bit longer but we most likely would have still got kicked out 'cuz we continued to ask questions and the person at the front desk called security and the guy is all like "Ok you two need to stop pestering the employees here or you will be kicked out for playing pranks" and I am all like "Ok fine" and that is when I jumped over the front desk . When the security people kicked us out I yelled "Fine I am never going to join you business and I am going tell every one I know to not join it!"

They didn't care...:( SO now me and Max have a whole new plan^.^

~AvIaN

Hello from Iceland

2007-07-09T11:07:00.000-07:00

yeah that bird flu stuff is really weird I was almost rolling on the floor laughing when Mr. Secruity Gaurd Guy was like if you touch that boat one more time your outa here, like what are we five or somethin' then Avian poked the boat it was hilarios I mean I like to have too lots of fun man do Avian and I have some stories that we could tell and also yes Im not a bid coffee person but hey i was board and tired and my only other option was to jump up and down to wake myself up but the guy bearly spoke english it was kinda funny this was how it went
Coffee Man: Uh...you....want....acoffee
Me: Um yeah this is a coffee shop
CM(to ,ong to spell the other one): Um...ok ..i get coffe righrt away ok
Me: um yeah ok
about a halfa n hour later
Cm: I tink we outa coffee beans
Me: what the freak you can't be out of coffe beans
CM:oh right sorry
this is too long to type the whole thing but it went on forever i finally got my coffee but it didnt look like coffe it was like water and dirt mixed together but while i was waiting i saw in a magazine a study about plants and warmingcertain spots and that thing about the bird flu that was when avian typed it in on google and found the info so that about sums it up *cough* coffee is horrible

-Max

Oh gezzz

2007-07-05T16:22:00.000-07:00

Oh gezzz this is what I get when I type in my name on google, the bird flu! The bigger the dots and the more red they are on the map is where the flu is the really bad, but come on the bird flu is like the only thing that pops up. It makes me mad!!!!, well at least its better than what you get when you type in Max, ^.^ alls that comes up is a bunch on little baby boys trying to sc8 borad or some thing and bunch of other guys so haha...and um...some other things, you know the stuff on t.v. thats not so good...ya not cool well I guess in a way the bird flu is a bit worce than what comes up when you type in Max...oh well oh and when you type in Max and Avian in google this wird chicken feed stuff comes up!!!

~AvIaN

p.s. Just so you know I was using google images, not google web^.^
p.p.s, or p.s.s what ever it is: We are finally in the same town as Itex!!! And I still got the viking hat! Oh Ya

Happy 4th

2007-07-04T12:24:00.000-07:00

Happy 4th every one^.^ Yep we are still in Iceland...hmmmm I wonder if they celabrate the 4th here...I geuss we will fined out! We are getting closer to Itex we are hopping to get there before tomarrow! Wish us luck! And again happy 4th!!!

-Max and ~AvIaN

P.s. Still got the viking hat!!!!(avian)

OOOOOOhhhhhhh loook its sooo pritty and there is a dog in the corner of the pic^.^ Haha

^.^ yep, a Viking hat ^.^

2007-07-03T07:29:00.000-07:00

Yep, I am a viking!!!! Now alls I need is a Viking ship and I will be set^.^ And when me and Max where walking down the street every one was like looking at me. I mean sure the little kids don't get looked at when they wear one, but nooo every one just has to look at me!!!! Max, well she isn't to happy that I am drawing this much attention but its kind of fun^.^ I tried to convince Max to get one but she said noooooo. But there is still today, tomorrow, and the day after that and the day after that, and so on to convince her to get one^.^

Hey you all should visit Iceland some time it is way cool here^.^ you all would love it!! Just don't touch the viking ships that have a little sign that says DONT TOUCH, ya not fun....I mean how was I supose to see the little tiny sign! gezzzz.

I mean they let you touch the ones out side that look like they where just bilt but noooo not the ones in the museum! The guard guy is all like "If you touch one of the ships in here agian you are out of here!" then once he left to go yell some other people I poked the boat^.^

~AvIaN

Winged hoodies

2007-07-02T20:18:00.000-07:00

Anyone know what they look like or have them if you do please tell us I really want one plus tell us what tp type in on the computer and were to go if you have any info thanks!

-Max

to: Avian Caractere

2007-07-02T18:18:00.000-07:00

hey i am letting him be who he wants to be just believe me if you saw him right now you would crack up laughing i am basically doing it right now the clerk did look kinda funny when he saw Avian asking for the hat then putting it on and running around acting like a viking

-Max

p.s. Iceland is fantastic and really cool

The unexplainable viking hat...

2007-07-02T09:18:00.001-07:00

O my gosh thats just what we need is another viking in Iceland and I do not have that bad of a caugh just cuz i coughed dosnt mean im sick so ha and for my sake and for the worlds sake why dont we revise to something like a little soveneir or someting like a keychain um...or...a snowglobe i dont know anything but that.
-Max

Oh gezzz Max, I am sittting right next to you, you could have told that to my face....well and I could be telling you this to your face but oh well....but no I am sticking with the hat^.^ its kind of like the time we went to Florida and I found that pirate hat that was made of paper and wouldn't take it off untill it ripped:(

~AvIaN

p.s. ya i remeber the pirate hat i just hope itex dosnt think we are CRAZY or SUSPICIOUS or JUST PLANE OUT OF QUESTION not to mention thats the exact words for you but whatever i give up wear the stupid hat

-Max

When Cats Attack

2007-07-02T09:14:00.000-07:00

Ok I saw this vid. and thought it was funny you all have to watch it^.^ And I still got my Viking Hat^.^ Max is yelling at me to take it off I think shes given up hope now. She has this really bad cough now^.^ Ha I laugh at her. I am thinking about getting a whole Viking costume^.^

~AvIaN

We are in Iceland^.^

2007-07-02T08:19:00.000-07:00

Ok we are in Iceland, and have been the past day or so...Max and I went boating...I know I know, we are suppose to be fined out about Itex, well, we got side tracked...I mean the boat was just sitting there...I wanted a jet ski though. But any way, Itex is like all the way on the other side of Iceland!!!! Man we really should have looked at what airport we where going to....so we have slowly been making our way to Itex...slowly. Jezzz and no one will give us a ride.

~Avian

Hey guys this is me Max and yes we did go boating Avian is just not trying to sound cool but we really do need to find out some information I am not saying these guys are bad (in my opinion i hate them) but anyway they are just different i mean warming up places to see how plants recact what a pathetic idea lets just lead th planet to global warming quicker then if we just left it but i am not saying that you should go like rade the place no that would just lead to a fight and we don't want that of course (sorry for my sarcasim) : ) but Dont get into trouble with Itex with anything else heck ya like I care well anyway better go like they say we got work to do...wait never mind noone ever says that anyway ciao.

-Max

p.s. Wow Max sure has a lot to say^.^ (Avian)

p.s. yep u shore are right well oh bye the way did you know they have like tons of viking stuff here (Avian got a hat)
Bye

Okay then...

2007-06-30T09:52:00.000-07:00

Okay somthin is messed up with my computer maybe i should give it back to the guty i borrowed it from. it replaecd Jett or Jed I can't really remember sorry but I'm pretty sure it was Jett but then maybe Jed I don't know I don't remember but it is not kla;sdjf or whatever with these weird letters now that is really weird
-Max

Whaaaa...

2007-06-30T09:49:00.001-07:00

Okay wow I have no Idea why To is highlighted didn't this same thing happen with Avian???

It's me Max and other fun stuff

2007-06-30T09:20:00.000-07:00

Okay so yep i am back and now i can tell you the info i found out when i went there i got kicked out right well that doesn't stop me so i went back and tried something else and hey i got in without anyone knowing oh ya! I found some really cool stuff but then kinda scary stuff like this one map it wasn't like the one in maximum ride it had little pins all over it that said Itex also i found a ton of papers like business papers and other weird papers and oh ya the guy i met he was really nice i hung out with him for quit awhile his name was jklajsdlkjf and he helped out a lot I also had a little fun not too much because I'm here to do business I actually went tubing in the ocean i know i know but hey klasdklj said it was fun well that about sums it up i get off a plane and get onto another one and how Avian said the parents thing I didn't pay for my last trip i was in the lowest class of all the storage center no literally i was in the storage center but hey my parents do business all the time and are usually gone for a couple weeks sometimes months so that's why I can go wherever I want right now there like in Australia or sumthin' they won't get back until sometime in July anyway Iceland here we come

-Max

p.s. oh ya i kinda also fought and Eraser well at least I think it was one he was on e he asked me where I was going in a really wolf like voice but he look normal then when i smiled at him and said school...I mean to the store to get my dad some tools i sounded kinda fishy I mean school were in the middle of summer then he smiled back and boy did his teeth look more like fangs i couldn't help myself but say grandmother what large teeth you have and grandma what large ears you have etc. well that's just me he got mad and look like he was about to morph when he ran at me let me tell you the have anger management problems i gave him a hard punch in the stomach and topped it off with a kick in the chest and and round house kick let me tell you I love doing those it is sooo much fun well He wasnt that bad I mean there was only one it could be worse not to mention it did get worse the police came i get the heck outta there only to leave a man bloodied and lookin part wolf for evidence.

p.p.s. sorry for the long p.s. Bye

^.^

2007-06-28T12:52:00.000-07:00

I see that we have a new reader^.^ That rocks and I hope you continue to read our blog, and as for the new 7 wonders of the world thing I think that Hagia Sophia should be one^.^ or Angkor Wat.
Keep up with the posting^.^ and still and info on Itex would be good^.^ The web site helped a little but not as much as one would of hoped but I am sure it will help us sooner or later. But one thing we did learn was that Itex is some what of a marketplace, and some sort of network opportunity, I hope Iceland gets us more info Max and I (look more grammar) are at the air port now and have been for some time waiting for the right flight to be called, thank goodness for parents or we would have never gotten these tickets!

~AvIaN

At long last

2007-06-28T07:16:00.000-07:00

Finally Max is back!!!! Me and her are meeting at a McDonald's, I know I know McDonald's? It was the only place I could think of!!! But any way we are meeting there getting some thing to eat with what little money we have then heading to the air port. To bad we don't get to go first class nope, more like the worst class, gezzz, and the best part is I don't know what time our flight leaves, so we are getting there real erally and are just listening cuz our tickets must have a typo or some thing cuz for the time it says 13:56p.m. now that got me confused...

~AvIaN

Hurray hurray

2007-06-27T17:35:00.001-07:00

Im almost home and guess what i had a minor success score! and that thing is pretty cool hey guess waht i met this guy who was lots of help about itex he new about it and had some valuble information we are kinda friends now and i cant wait till iceland it will be so cool well cia
-Max
some where close to home

For Max

2007-06-27T08:55:00.000-07:00

adopt your own virtual pet!

I made this one for Max^.^ I hope you like it Max....

Ok enough with that....*sigh* I am board!!!! Max hurry up and get back....gezzz I want to get to Iceland already.

~AvIaN

Look

2007-06-27T08:49:00.000-07:00

adopt your own virtual pet!

Aren't they cute!!!! I got really board so I made some^.^ I think I will make some more^.^

adopt your own virtual pet!

~AvIaN

Yeah

2007-06-27T08:10:00.000-07:00

Ya!!! Max you are coming back at long last!!! ANd haha you got kicked out of Itex!!! I didn't, I almost did though cuz I was about deck the lady at the front desk! She bugged me...and she didn't give me any info.
Oh and Max, if you watched Pasion of the Criste(sp) by Mel Gibson then I think you mite be able to handle Apocalypto by Mel Gibson, but who knows.
Me and Max are going to Iceland the day after she gets back, so don't freak if we haven't posted for a few days, things are finally getting exsiting!!!! And when that happens me and Max are not going to be posting that much.

~AvIaN

p.s. look at how cute that is!!!! Awww I want it^.^

Home sweet home...well sorta

2007-06-26T20:52:00.000-07:00

Ill be back tomarow I have tums of information cant wait to tell and maybe not all itexs are the same cause this one the people were kinda mean this lady with really old like 50s glasses was like do...you...have..and...appointment in a really sharp voice so I was like no not me but soon after im through with you you'll need to contact your doctor for an appointment pretty quick *smirks* Well to make a long story short i got kicked out but i think the lady was kinda scared i mean i was basically leanig over the counter sataing her down well gotta go ciao
-Max

Apocalypto youtube vid.

2007-06-26T10:40:00.000-07:00

Man I love this movie, in a way I can see why it is R but I mean they show things like this on the History channel all the time. Avian C. was right, any kid older than 11 could see it, well unless you are like Max. But any who I just wanted to put this vid on here cuz I saw it and I liked it^.^ and I am sure there will be at least one more vid of Apocalypto, but hey that's me for ya.

~AvIaN

Apoctalypto

2007-06-25T17:51:00.000-07:00

Thank you Avian C. and no I don't know what aviation means, I have heard it before though. I will check out that web site and I will fined out what aviation means.

OK I just saw Apoctalypto and it was really good! Max, I suggest you don't watch it....ya, if you just now started to watch more gore like movies then you will really not like Apoctalypto and + it is rated R so ya. Jaguar(sp) Paw was my fav, well I normally always like the main characters.

Did any of you see Apoctalypto? and I hope I am spelling "Apoctalypto" right.

~AvIaN

The Loop

2007-06-25T13:24:00.000-07:00

This is a small clip from one of my fav shows! The Loop, to bad it kind of copies Scrubs :(

~Avian

Creepy Itex tape

2007-06-25T12:36:00.000-07:00

I found this on youtube, and it is also on Fang's Blog. It is a creepy Itex tape, but I don't know if it is real, most likely not though, you tell that the helicopter sounds are fake,and who would video tape them selves running around looking for stuff in a "secret" lab? But still it is pretty creepy.

~AvIaN

Ok so I changed agian

2007-06-25T12:00:00.001-07:00

Ok I changed it again, I liked this one better what do you think?

~Avian

max!

2007-06-25T11:55:00.000-07:00

Ya Max you are back!!!! And there are you happy? I got the same colors back $.$ you drive me crazy!!!!!!But are you happy now? And when are you coming back? We need to get to Iceland!

~Avian

NO NO NO AND NOOOO!!!!

2007-06-25T11:41:00.000-07:00

no no no and no i hate those colors i mean i like the colors black and red but not for this change it back i really want the old one back change it thank you
-Max

@.@ ^.^

2007-06-25T11:04:00.000-07:00

Max if you don't like the new colors you can change it back, I am still thinking on if I should make it different colors than this...hmmm...so people you cna still put what colors you think I should make the blog^.^

~Avian

MMMMMAAAAAAXXXXXX

2007-06-25T10:51:00.000-07:00

SO BOARD! I AM THINKING OF CHANGING THE COLORS OF THE BLOG, WHAT COLORS DO YOU ALL THINK i SHOULD DO?

1.light blue and dark blue
2.red and black
3.pink and black
4.green and other green

Which on do you all think it should be? Or should I keep it the same?

~AvIaN

waiting

2007-06-25T08:36:00.000-07:00

*sigh* Max is still gone and still hasn't posted any thing...hmmm I wounder if some thing happened to her? Oh gezzz now here I go getting all worried.
I have nothing to do...I have to wait for Max to come back so really the only thing I can do is wait and google Itex and fined out as much info as I can. But I really do think that Itex is the wrong place. But who knows. I ran into a gang the other day, I was trying not to start a fight but at the same time, I kind of was...^.^ But nothing happened, they came after me but I was to fast for them. There was about five of then to...eepp, I bet I could take on at least three of them, if they didn't have crowbars and broken beer bottles.
Note to me self.... GET A CROWBAR THOUS THINGS INFLICT A LOT OF PAIN AND WORK GOOD AGAINST ERASERS, LETS HOPE!
Oh and have any of you seen that show on FOX called The Loop? I Just saw it yesterday , it was kind of a marathon of it. But any way, it was a really good show, and it was funny^.^ Now I want to buy the first season of it but I have no clue when, and if one I buy it if I will have time to watch it.

~AvIaN

p.s. I think that that should be my new way of signing my name, what do you think?

Thank you!

2007-06-24T20:05:00.000-07:00

Thank you Thunder and Avian caracter(srry if I misspelled that) I will check out there web site! I hope it gives info that we need^.^ Thanks! And yes I know, the smiles are cute.
And thanks again! Keep posting comments! Oh and Avian caracter I think you are right, most of the Itex places are so small, and it seems like they can't really hide any thing in that small of a building. Humm...and Itex isn't big on advertisement, they like have no advertisement on T.V. really only the Internet.

~Avian

^.^haha

2007-06-24T14:04:00.000-07:00

OK so this is Max: ^.^ Ok so that was a little mean :(

so lets be nice and say this is Max^.^ Ok and this is Max when she feels hard core! Ok that was mean to...but I am sure she will get back at me, some how... But this is me and Max, apatite^.^ and this is both of us when we get mad at the computer... wait I think I just got an idea!...oh wait there it goes...
Ok I am really going crazy with these smiles, this is most likely my last post for to day befor I leave for back "home" and Max you need to hurry up and get back to!

~Avian

puppy

2007-06-24T12:56:00.000-07:00

I just saw this and thought it was cute^.^ I know it is like so random though but hey what ever you know?

But you have to admit it is pritty cute. Oh here is a nether one:
And a nether one^.^

Ok here is the last one!...............................

~Avian

P.s.

2007-06-24T12:24:00.000-07:00

Oh and um...for any of you out there, please don't go and do any thing stupid like try and attack a coworker at Itex, I mean we don't even know if these people are actually bad, and so far they seem to be an ok business. So just, ya...nothing stupid, but what would be good is if you all could google Itex and fined out info on what type of work they do, that would help a lot. But I am starting to think that Itex isn't the place we should be worrying about...

~Avian

Nevada

2007-06-24T12:12:00.000-07:00

OK so Nevada was a bust! The people there at the Itex place where way to nice!!! Especially the girl at the front desk! I didn't fined any thing really that I was looking for, and no hard evidence that Itex is evil.

I also learned how to play a little golf^.^ It was kind of boring though...and this is the pic of Itex in Nevada,well one of them any way. I told you it is small.

At the jail I found a bit of info on a few inmates that sold some stuff bad stuff to a few other people and a few companies, but nothing on Itex.

I "borrowed" some kids bike so I could get around faster as well.

And Wow Max looks like you got a whole little plan, hey try and get back "home" as fast as you can, I really want to check out Iceland. I am leaving to night so I thought I would get one more post in before I go. Oh and Max. Erasers? We don't even know if Itex uses Erasers(not the type of erasers that go on pencils)

~Avian

To Avian cacrte (sorry for miss spelling)

2007-06-23T09:49:00.000-07:00

yeah sure I think i have some information on Arizona actually hold on let me get it outa my backpack...I'm back ok I'll post a post for you at the regular site ok and yes I'm still on the plane it takes about five hours so and guess what my laptop was low on battery then like all of a sudden it just boosted up and had full power and its been like an hour or two and it is still full that is kinda weird but at least i can still post things if any one has any information on why it mught be doing this that would be great thanks!
-Max

hugh

2007-06-23T07:52:00.000-07:00

Ok something is wrong with the time on this computer cuz its almost 9:00 am and dthe thing says its like 7: 30 is that like central or something

Itex here we come...

2007-06-23T07:33:00.001-07:00

I'm on the plane not exactly first class more like the baggage or storage department or somthin' I'm headed for Oregon and wow Iceland never thought of that one that's a long flight ;)
yeah once I get back I don't know how long I'll be there maybe a couple days maybe a week who knows I just know Itex cannot continue this. I don't have much time my battery is kinda low but at least with the long plane ride I 'll catch up on some of my sleep I think it was thunder that lived in Oregon right I'm pretty sure that's who it is anyway I might actually be able to fight an Eraser Thunder says their everywhere so this is my agenda for Oregon;

Land safely in Oregon
Try not to be suspected
Find Itex
Kick Eraser butt
Destroy Itex
Have a nice cup of tea while watching a romantic love story and reading the newspaper ;) *yeah right*

-Max

Bye

2007-06-23T06:09:00.000-07:00

well my planes about to leave so ciao guys later.
Itex your goin down!!!
-Max

Yeah

2007-06-23T06:08:00.001-07:00

Right that sounds good Im with you

Iceland

2007-06-22T20:56:00.001-07:00

Ok I did a google search on Itex, and it seems that Iceland is the place to go! I saw this thing on it and they are experimenting on increasing air temp. now that doesn't sound good to me. Max I think when we both get back "home" We should look into Iceland, and I mean together, It looks like the Itex in Iceland is really big, the one in Nevada is really small, it is so not big, its a little brick building, I think, Max you posted a pic of it once, when you where talking about Itex.
I really think we are getting some where. I can't post pics with this computer, other wise I would put a pic of it.
I am telling you Max, Iceland.
They have some big project going on in Iceland, they are like see how plants react to a change in climate, like they are making it hotter in the little chamber that the plants are in and they are seeing how the plants react. Now I can see ways that, that can be good and bad you know. I really do think we are getting some where! Max, we need to go together to Iceland, this looks tricky.

~AVIAN

Wow

2007-06-22T20:56:00.000-07:00

Wow the blog is getting more comments then I ever thought! that is like so great!
Well I am getting ready to crash, the prison had a bit of info but not what I was hopping for. I am at an RV park that has a computer that they let you use in the recriation aria, I like had to wait to use it though. Tommarow I am going to check out the Itex, and by the way I am in, Navada, I was hopping to go to Las Vages, but it was to far away sadly. I also flew to Navadam, my parents(which I see oh so often) got me the tickets, they said it was the least they could do. I know I am 14, and I don't really live on my own, but I am always some where so its is more like I am off on my own.
That rocks Max that you are going to Oragen, I was thinking about going there but disided not, I felt more like Navada, I also was thinking about Arazona.
The prison was more historical, and I thought it was abondon, like completly, but I guess not.

~Avian

Ohh i forgot...

2007-06-22T10:57:00.001-07:00

By the way if you've seen earlier posts like with the one with the picture of the girl that's me I look a little bit different in real life I thought it would be fun to try out a photo shoot and hey its pretty darn good except the fact that the black and white effect makes me look emo let me warn you I am not emo at all plus I don't wear make up I mean with my life does it look like i have time to but maybe next time I'll jack some from the nearest Wal * Mart, Hugh yeah right

I don't really know a title for this one...

2007-06-22T10:37:00.000-07:00

Thats cool I hope you find some valuable information. Avian is right I have other stuff to do also while he is cheking out the prison i will be checking out Itex in Oregon. I borrowed a laptop from this gut i new a while back hopefully I'll be back before he notices it missing. The plane leaves at like 7:45 am soo it'll be a while I'm at a Starbucks right know getting something to eat its right across the road from the airport, don't ask where I got the money cause I don't really have any. So once I get to oregon I guess Il'l check up On Itex and Avian I'm guessing theses people aren't the nicest and aren't like well yes dear do you have an apiontment no There probably more like secruity and tahts when it get exciting and its time to either fight and since they'll be about 200 guys or so against one person it might work but if not theres always the option of running. Just to let you know if you think Me and Avian do like everything together, but thats only half true. I do a lot of stuff by myself as well It's not the mystery thing that just sounds too much like Nancy Drew and the Hardy boys My work is a little bit different anyway I have time for a couple more posts until I have to get ready It's only 12:00 pm right now but I have some other business to do.
-Max
p.s. I also have the rest of the information on Itex and guess what I got their e-mail addresses so let your imagination run wild and free with it.

Don't go crazy

2007-06-22T08:31:00.000-07:00

Ok Max I will not be on for the rest of today and all of tomorrow and maybe the next day to, so don't freak out this time!
I am going to be off, checking out an old prison, and an Itex company near it. I would be taking Max but she has other things that she needs to take care of, I would only be checking out the old abandon prison but after all this creepy stuff that has been going on I think I mite see if Itex is truly evil...and lets all hope they aren't, cuz that is the last thing we need! Well right now any way.
OK so see you all later, and keep up on the comments!!! We love to get comments!

~AvIaN

p.s. be nice to Max while I am gone^,^

To: Neo and Avian caractere

2007-06-21T14:36:00.000-07:00

to Neo:
OK so I guess that is one more for the movie? That is cool^.^ And I know what you mean...I don't really like any of the people they want to play as Max.

to Avian caractere:
Um...Avian is my real name, but that is cool that you thought of the name.

I hope both of you continue posting comments and reading this blog^.^

~Avian