Africa! ~ According to Max

OK to start off, Africa is absolutely amazing. It is so cool, its really pretty, and has tons of awesome wildlife. And Ya Avian was right about our parents letting us go for "educational" reasons, I know allot of you are probably like 'wow you have the coolest parents , i wish mine were like that.' No. No you don't want parents like ours. For one they are never around, my mom is all wrapped up in her job. And idk where my dad is half the time. I'm usually hangin out at Avians. Ok anyway. Ya there were tons of weird kids there this one kid was trying to show me some weird samples of like water and plants. He said it was some survey. I just looked at him, cuz like i knew what he was jebbering on about. But ya our guide was really cool, and hot. But I was not all over him...Avian! I just talked to him he was really cool. Ya we also didn't have our computer, well i had a camera but there isn't really use of a laptop when you are in the african wilderness. Ya it was really cool. And we only snuck off a couple times. :) But ya we might be able to post somne pics up in a bit so ya. Guess what I'm almost 17 Yay! Ya that tour guide was 19. Sorry that was super random. But damnit Avain!. Sorry im just not happy Avian is rubbing it in my face that he s like 3 months older i mean Paleease! (By the way Avian wants me to tel yall that his bday is on Halloween...i think he was rubbing it in my face again.
k well better go I'm going to find that pack of Oeros that Avian hid....*glares* So Ciao
~Max

Africa

Yo Avian here, haven't posted in a while, sorry bout that we've lost a lot of readers...every one really but if somone does like this blog tell ur friends we like comments.


we have been thinking about going to France cool right?



so any way the reason we haven't been posting was because we were on this African safari that our parents sent us on. Max and I convinced them to send us we said it would be good educational stuff or what ever and how much trouble could we get in when we would be stuck at some camp in Africa with a bunch of other kids our age right? assuming we don't run away, but at least we are away from our freak parents.



Max thought that one of the tour guides was hot, shes a freak and he was one of the camp counselors to or some thing like that and she was all over him all the time. All the other kids there were like freaky smart and nerdy they like won some award thing or maybe they raised the money to go im not sure they were apart of some sorta a school club or some weird thing like that. They were from like London or some were Im not sure tho so they were all shocked when me and max showed up. The guys were trying to act all tough and cool and overly smart around max trying to show off by telling us all this useless info about random things(I don't think they realised that we didn't care and that we could kick there butt if we wanted)thank god for the i-pod that way i could tune out the anoying talk and listen to awesome bands like Say Anything and 3!oh3 . I mean Africa, its awesome some of the villages tho i mean wow sad you know, but we didn't see to much of the sad things. The land scape and wild life is awesome in Africa. any way ya all cool expect for the nerds. Well I guess they went all nerds there were a few that were ok. Really I guess I don't know what to expect from school kids if you've been reading you'd know i haven't spent much time at school cuz I was home schooled and all and now Africa.

I want to go to Ireland again tho its my home you know and my Irish accent may not be as thick as some but the people here think that thats where i still live haha. so maybe after Africa then we will go to France and then Ireland oooh or Iceland, we had some fun times there.



More on the African fun later

~AvIaN

Ireland+Hot Irish Guys=one hell of a trip

Hey guys ya so we got back from Ireland right, let me tell you there are some H-O-T guys there o man. Ya Avian kept getting annoyed wiwth me. BUt hey its payback for all the embarassing things he has done, for exapmle a certain viking hat. anyway ya ireland was awesome. so i guess we will update you on itex and all that crap later so ill talk to ya all later Ciao
-Max

Mwahahahaha eh...

Yeah!!! WE ARE BACK!!! Like Max already said. Um....hmmm we are back in the states, no longer in Ireland. Really we only stayed there for like a week then came back. We didn't do to much in Ireland jut hung out and saw the sites.
But once we got back we had to stay away from our home town cuz there waz no way we where going back to school. Max's aunt did call us and she knows that we aren't like kidnapped or any thing so yep its all good for now. I don't know where Max is right now... the store I think...*shrugs*
More people need to vote for me!!! come on I am like awsome!!!
Gezzz Oh and I am no longer 15 I am 16 owow right? I know ahhahaha haha!

to !@#$%
Hmm I like a lot of bands but mostly,
My Chemical Romance
Panic at the Disco
Linkin Park
The Beatles
Godsmack
Green Day
Fall Out Boy (kind of)
The Red Jump Suit Apparatus
Paramore
Seether
um....there are others but I can't think of them right now :(

More on Itex later, Max and I are going to see Indian Jones ...well not now cuz I have no clue where max is but once she is back we are.

~AvIaN

We're Back!!!

Ok I am so sorry I havent posted in like forever since New Years...WOW we have been soo ssoo busy so ya srry about that so wahts everyone been up to? Ya well I don't really have that much to say rigt now but we did find out some great info while we were "gone you could say" so ya
Ciao
-Max

New Years and Hangovers (Yeah I said hangovers)

Dang it I accidentally deleted the post so here i am typing it again anyway i haven't posted in awhile but hey whats with the vote thing 1 for me come on yeah but i know who else voted for Avian and he doesn't really count right? Oh yeah so for New Years i went to a party yeah oh and also guess what yeah i have a really bad headache and guess what its from yeah whiskey (with a little bit of 7up) hey i swear I thought it was water I took a huge swig of it and like the whole glass it was on a table and Avian was like I don't think that's water Max I was I don't think so either yeah I had a stomachache and a terrible headache the next day Yeah I had a hangover I ended up drinking some champagne at the party to so that made it all better right? yeah so i felt like throwing up but i didn't So yeah oh yeah any New Years Resolutions anyone...yeah oops I kinda forgot mine so yeah sorry for no sentences i don't feel like punctuation right now so Ciao

-Max

p.s. Oh here's a pic from New Years

p.p.s. OH and thank god for spell check (it helps with pucuation too ;))

We are in Ireland

OK so I Avian found an erlier flight into Ireland so here we are, we just fround a nice abanond place, sorta hiden from every one, its kind of nice, better then that old motel I'll give it that.
But yep we disided to see the sights around where we are. Fun right? yep.
the place we are staying in is about the size of a small house, it doesn't have a bath or shower, but we will live for now, there is a small streem that we can at least was our hair in. Yes we have sampoo there was no way I was going to use the stuff at the motle...
well its late, got to go, we are planning on exploring around a bit int he dark, that way there is no chance any one will see us and bother us later on.

~AvIaN

Back to point

Ok so yea we are planning on going to Ireland so we are going to take a cargo fight there, we have no money this time see how Max's aunt is mostlikely mad at us but we are still in this motel thing...we are like the only ones checked in here o.0
Max is asleep, yes I know its early but oh well, so I was looking for flights to Ireland and they are a lot harder to fined than u think exsesially a cargo fight... but yeah we have been on the computer for most of they day to day seeing how we have nothing to do and thank god we get internet in here, even though sitting at a Starbucks wouldn't be so bad ither, yum vinilla been
ok so any who there are no flights till the day after to marrow so allz wez gotz toz doz is sit around and wiat! oh joy

~AvIaN

to clear things up

Ok so I disided to clear things up a bit seeing how there a few missunderstandings,
First off we have had this blog for about two and a half years idk
second we have had this blog way befor the 3rd i repeat the 3rd book of maximum ride
third i know its a shock to some of you who thought we had wings but read some of our very first post we dont..

so I think thats about it

~AvIaN

He copied us (kind of)

ok so i swear we did not copy james patterson everything we said we did again i swear if anything he copied us so this really freaked me out when i saw it so i guess here it is...
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Maximum Ride: The Final Warning

This article or section contains information regarding scheduled, forthcoming or expected future book(s).The content may change as the book release approaches and more information becomes available.


Maximum Ride: The Final Warning
Author
James Patterson
Country
United States
Language
English
Series
Maximum Ride
Genre(s)
Fantasy novel
Publisher
Little, Brown
Publication date
March 18, 2008
Media type
Print (Hardcover)
Pages
288 pp (first edition, hardback)
ISBN
ISBN 0316002860 (first edition, hardback)
Preceded by
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
The Final Warning is the fourth novel in the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson to be released on March 18, 2008.
James Patterson has written many other books, including the Lake House and Where the Wind Blows, and he lives in Palm Beach, Florida. He has a Maximum Ride Blog, and the "characters" write to his their fans. Angel and the Gasman have never posted a comment on the blog, and his fans are eager for more, because he leaves large gaps from one to another.Fourteen-year-old Maximum Ride and the other members of "Flock"-Fang, Iggy, Nudge, the Gasman and Angel--are just like ordinary kids. … Only they have wings and can fly (they are 98% human and 2% bird). It seems like a dream come true--except that they're still being hunted by new threats at every turn. This time, the U.S. government wants to keep the Flock under observation, offering a safe haven and schooling in return. But after their incredible adventures in books 1-3, Max and Flock have grown to love freedom. After all, haven't grown-ups always found a way to ruin their lives? After escaping the control of the feds, they are surprised to find themselves allied with a group of environmental scientists who just might be trustworthy. And besides, what enemy could find them in one of the most remote locations on earth?
They're in Antarctica, on an expedition studying the effects of global warming up close. There is one Person who threatens them: The Uber-Director. Literally, brains on a stick-an evil being who has developed mechanical soldiers far more frightening than Erasers. Their quest? To retrieve the Flock and sell them in a global auction for billions of dollars. Will the Uber-Director nab them before Max, Fang and the flocks succumb to the dangers of the harsh Antarctic wilderness? Kids, parents and educators tuned into the issue of global warming will find this latest episode of the blockbuster Maximum Ride series not only a particularly riveting adventure beyond their wildest dreams, but also a motivating cautionary tale about a real-life peril that may affect their own future. Whether or not they survive is a question not even we know.
Whether or not the above information is authorized should be looked into. All fans reading this, please agree.
Here is the list of books in the series Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment, School's Out- Forever, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports and, The Final Warning *March 18, 2008
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-Max and Avian

Ireland

Ok so after a few days of hidding out in a motel trying to stay out of the X-mass craziness in the streets we decided that we where going to Ireland for a little x-mass vacation.
Ahh Ireland, me home land lol ^.^

But yes and the other day Max was looking at a review for the MR book and I guess , not to wreck any of the book (if you don't what to have a small part of the book wrecked don't read this paragraph) but apparently max and them go to Antartica and fined Itex you know and fined out they have some thing to do with global warming or some thing like that. Hello!!! Ring any bells!! Iceland!!!Itext!!! Global Warming!!!! I mean what if J.P. has been reading our blog! I highly doubt that though but still crazy right!!!

Coolio we got some new readers that roxs lets hope these guys stay with us^.^ and thanks Garren our faithful reader!

~AvIaN

p.s. thank goodness for spell check